Overheard at our local park during what we call "Toddler Happy Hour" (i.e. when all moms with strollers and kids under 3 converge on the local playground):
Kid: "Mommy! Mommy! Slide with me!"
Mom: "The big one?" (pointing to the big corkscrew slide)
Mom: "Umm...Mommy's butt is too big for that."
Practice makes perfect
8 years ago