J finds ways to make me laugh on a regular basis. Unintentionally.
Me: So what do you guys do at recess?
J: We play the chase game!
Me: What's the chase game?
J: The girls chase all the boys and we have to run from them.
Me: Why don't the boys chase the girls?
J: (rolling eyes) BECAUSE WE DON'T LIKE THE GIRLS. I told you that before!
Me: Do the girls catch you?
J: No my new shoes make me run really fast. Like a thousand miles. Some boys get caught though.
Me: What happens when you get caught?
J: If the girls catch you, then you're their prisoner and you have to play for the other team.
Me: (snickering) You have to play for the other team?
J: Yes! And I don't want to get caught, because Mommy, I don't want to play for the other team.
Me: That's good to know, sweetie.
Practice makes perfect
8 years ago